Wierd Jobs...

How many a time have i wondered that am i able to get a better job?

Always dreaming, wishing that one day that the job of my dreams will just appear out of nowhere and is ready for me to nod my head and say "YES, I'll Take The Job!!!"

Alas, its only a longing thus far... Then one day i received a mail from a friend, and after reading the mail, i told myself that i should be contented with what i am doing right now...

What sort of jobs that made me think twice about switching jobs? Have a look and decide for yourself... HAHAHA

1) Urinal Promoter?!?

These two ladies are apparently promoting a new urinal wash product that supposedly keeps your urinal clean & germ free... 

2) Chicken on the Run...

A Korean restaurant decided to go the Xtra mile by having their food delivery unit dressed up as mascot of their product...

3) China Cableman

One can always wonder, what sort of qualification does an electrician in China has to get in order to land a job like this?

4) Ditch Digger...

Best low cost job available paid at a higher price... No air tanks or heavy diggers needed...

5) Plumber...

How on earth did the water burst outside of the toilet bowl instead of inside? hmmm...

6) A veterinarian...

Pet doctors ARE paid a lot dont they... hehehe

7) Superhero...

I wonder when will i get to be a super hero? NEVER, hahaha... 

Nothing much... Down memory lane

Have been up to nothing lately... Except that today was my wife's birthday also our second year anniversary of being together...

I still remembered vividly that two years ago today, i helped her planned her birthday party at Waikiki Bar 2, at Taman Tun Dr. Ismail... The surprise was that i would sing the song "Kau Ilhamku" in front of live audiences at the bar, and later on proceed to to ask her to be my girlfriend in front of everyone there...

 During the party, after she agreed to be my girlfriend...

*Kinda makes it hard for her to reject rite?*... hehehe

How time flies...

One year ago, today:
I proposed to my wife at Starbucks, Centro, Klang... Imagine that, public proposal, at starbucks somemore... hahaha, good memories though...

Thanks to our dear friends, I managed to pull it off...

Well, thats what it means for me today... 7-11... 

P.s. Between all you readers & me, i have another surprise for her this week for her bday... Shhhh, but i shall keep that under wraps so that it stays a surprise.... hehehe just in case she reads my blog... *Bluek*

"Dear, I will always love you!!!"

Lie to us?!?!

Recently been going at the series "Lie to Me"... I got addicted to it...

The mere fact that Dr. Lightman can be able to identify whether if a person is lying or not by spotting facial expressions is, remarkable...

I knew i just had to come up with my own definition of expressions... just for the fun of it... heheheh...

*Disclaimer: The pictures of people used in this blog are friends & families whom i dun think mind what i am doing, if they DO mind, o what the heck, i am still writing anyways... 
HAHAHA!!!

** No harm or copyright breach intended...

For those of you who knows the series, Dr. Lightman has some expression definitions such as disgust, contempt, shame, surprised, etc... whilst i came up with my very local definitions of day to day life expressions... Enjoy...

To begin with, i came up with my own title... 

"LIE TO US"

 featuring my brother, Billy, & my fellow blogger friend, Aaric...

Now then, since the characters and title is set... let us move on to the facial expressions:

 1) "Angelina Jolie Wannabe" look

2) "Arghhh!!!!" look

3) "It wasn't Me!" look

4) "What did I do Wrong?" look

5) "Dear God, I wish I have...." look

6) "Bite Lips Seduction" look

7) "Melts in your mouth, not in your hands" look

8) "Rocky - Determination" look

9) "What colour does she wear" look

 10) "I think i look delicious" look

11) Definitely "Sam Pat" look

12) "Haven't eaten for months" look

13) "Pls Don't Tell My Mummy" look

14) "I think i know it all" look

15) "I cannot believe i got PAWNED" look

16) "Dey, Macha... I would punch you through the wall" look 

(Typical Hindustani storyline)

17) "Later then you know" look

 

18) "Put all the Udon in my mouth" look 

(Sushi King Big Bowl Challenge, *Hint, hint)

 

19) "Am i even HIGH?" look

20) " The Bridegroom Wedding Photo" look

 

21) "Somebody Pls Kill My Lecturer" look

22) "I cannot believe i got caught" look

23) "Al qaeda - Talibanist" look

24) "I'll be BACK" look

25) "Darlie Advert" look

26) "Too Much Work Stress" look

27) "I Hate Graduation" look

28) "I Think I Have Small Pen*s" look

* NO PUN INTENDED...